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the-fairy-dong-mother:

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Sometimes facebook is hilarious

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oh my god ive been on the wrong blog this entire time

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snapsdeluxe:
“Slapper Gel’O / スラッパー ゲル’O
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snapsdeluxe:

Slapper Gel’O / スラッパー ゲル’O

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Y’all listen to Little Dark Age

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hey bro

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pochowek:

psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…

psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me

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unclefather:

imjustakidwhos-four:

unclefather:

thelastkushbender:

unclefather:

Each reblog will load one more poison dart into my blow gun so that I can kill Caillou from PBS

It’s time to go naughty boy

Caillou will be dead before sunrise 

Each Day I Grow Some More

You’ll stop growing today, you little bald headed bitch

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It’s October 16, which means…

delsinsfire:

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dreamhouse777:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

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AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

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muckkles:

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

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oh this is the good blogging

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eprayers:

Me after I eat chips in bed and leave a bunch of crumbs

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apparently that time i was snarky to sixpenceee is on the imgur front page again, nice